HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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