He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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