Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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