just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
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