yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
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