It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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