Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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