I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
honey bunches of taint.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
Randomize
