Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
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