I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
When I meet a new girl, I'm terrified of mentioning something she hasn't already told me but that I have learned from some light internet stalking.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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