Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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