burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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