I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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