She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
bring money and cleavage
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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