i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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