There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I want to fling myself into the sun
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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