Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I love you. Go after that dick
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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