lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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