Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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