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(773): View more from Illinois

My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.

(1-773): View more from Illinois

didn't stop?

(773): View more from Illinois

naw, they were rude, not me.

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(301): View more from Maryland

The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up

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(810): View more from Michigan

Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.

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(514): View more from Quebec

He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.

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