sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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