Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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