Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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