Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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