Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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