i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
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