at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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