Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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