I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Randomize
