Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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