it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
you didnt know i had herpes?
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Randomize
