the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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