I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
you win again, gameday.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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