okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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