so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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