Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
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