then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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