No, drunk sperm still make babies.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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