I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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