I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I don't think brook has ever known best
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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