you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Driving from bar to bar trying to recover all of the possessions I've drunkenly lost over the course of the past few nights. Actual nadir of my life and absolute height of shamblyness.
Props for using the word nadir
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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