My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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