I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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