Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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