That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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