I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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