Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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