She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Send help, water and tortillas.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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