dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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