I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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