Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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