Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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