Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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