Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
smell my finger.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
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