Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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